

I've been REALLY busy.... where have you gone?

Merry Christmas Zem

Its a blue Christmas without you..

And for you to drink for me.

For you...

Cheers to benevolence!

Happy Friday!

This is for the other hand!

Happy Friday!!!

Truce!

BAM!

Wiggles back at ya! MUAH!

I meant to say "warrior princess", your highness. Muah!

Good morning, Princess.

Startin' on the vino early today. HAPPY FRIDAY!

The finest Malbec from Argentina. It's delish!

Birdies like cookie crumbs.

I like your bird picture

ZOOOOOOOOOOOM

TGIF

Neutral puppy is neutral

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Who doesn't need one?

Stay safe and dry. That Irene is a bitch.

Fridays are for girly dances

After earthquakes, its good to cuddle w/kitten

Join me for a bit of liquid refreshment...

Right back at ya!

Hope you had a nice weekend. Now get back to work...


We love each other and I like squirrels & love & stuff...

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Cookies for the lady with all the great posts today

Fuh-RYE-Day!

You'll be needing this, too. OXOX

Cool one for you.

It's not even 9 am here. I guess we can have mimosas...

Nooner time soon!

Some sugah to go with that...

Gooooood Mornin!

Sweets for the sweet

SMACK! It's Mon. 4 me.Hope u njoy ur weeknd tho ;)

http://madville.com/funny/333351_bugs#comments

You still is the bestest of the bunch!!!

HI! HOPE YOURE DOING FINE!!!!! K BYE!!!

You know why

thanks for the job you do modding

Go Go Go!!!

No appropriate 'hump-day' present available... let's discuss it over coffee

You is da bestest!

Snack time

FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cupcake for my cupcake

extra axtra pick you up

monday, monday, monday...

John Waters asked me to give you this key to his library.

Happy Tuesday...BTW, I have lots of books.

You're the bestest

Fresh-baked! (I got up at 5am to do it)

Gooooood Mornin!

THWAP!

Happy Tuesday!

oops. still early. have this instead

You deserve a break...

You get the trophy for The Zem Stomp on Douchbaggery

TGIF the 13th!

You deserve a shopping spree

Right back at 'cha!

501 because sssbssss

I have a bunch of these. They go grrrreat with wine!

Happy Friday!!!


Have a Good and Great Friday

Because the spider is soooo cute!

Springtime!

hey howdy

To Monday house cleaning!

FRIDAY!!!!

SLOW GRIND!

Mornin'

leftover leprechaun hat with leftover leprechaun braaainz init

It's got chocolate inside!

Snuggly bear 4 u (sans camera eye. srsly, no need to look in head)

Hope you had a sweet V-Day!

Happy Valentines Day

I'm sweet on you, Valentine!

Happy valentines day

Zem, a butterfly to help bring Spring to that cold and snowy place where you live .. Spring - it's r

Hope you're enjoying your weekend

THWACK!

You ARE the best!

You da' bestest. I hope your New Year was grrrrreat!!!

Happy New Year!

Zem is a whiz of a Wiz If ever a Wiz there was.

Happy New Year!

It's cold outside!

To keep you warm

Ho! Ho! Ho!

MMM

A white Thanksgiving in Cali!

*muah* tp4

Hope you are enjoying a sunny day. :)

Happy Hump-Day!

Hope ya don't mind that I licked the frosting just a little...

Try not to spill this!

WHACK! Where ya been?


Get ready for the tricks and treats!

Alt transport - or to add to your menagerie

I'd put all of 'em in ur basket anyday!

take a ride wit me?

only 111.1 ounces to go!

multi-purpose!

need i explain?

Electrolytes!

Extra Cheeeeeese!

Moan-day pick you up!

Careful, its a slow sipper!

cuz it's Friday

FRIDAY!

WHACK! WAKE UP!!!

Same to you! This is corn alcohol cause I am in the middle of corn fields in Indiana!

back atcha. hope you have a nice weekend, Zem.

Maybe you can sail it in Central Park!

HAHAH 'za

Happy Moan-day Morning!

Shaken Not Stirred

WHACK!

RIght back at ya! Man, the days fly on by...

Top O' The Morning!

I just noticed you've moved into 3rd place on posts on MV ... yahoo

Lunchtime in the Big Apple

Then sit back and chillax

All that cleaning house will drain the electrolytes!

It's a Lufthansa pillow!

Sunshine! Good morning!

Good Morning Sunshine!

*clink* Cheers! Hope its a good one!

May the Force be with you ... You got the last Darth Vader

Weeeekend!

Start the day off right

I'm team WAKE! U can b 2!

but mostly dis.

& some a this.

Hot town, summer in the city... u b need this, k?

Have a cupcake for lunch. My weekend was pretty relaxing .. I hope you had a good one too.

Weekend shopping spree

Cold next day pizza nom nom nom

Middle of week pick me up

To you, my love

Pizza party @ Maude Lynne's!

Sweets

mmmm

After coffee pill, Sat. still has hope.

not so happy Sat, ....

OMG this ... Firady is get out f 'and....

Happier Fri.

Happy Fri.

Ugh, can't go there yet. Baby no sleep last night.

Try to keep cool on a hot summer day

Spice up your day!

Sunshine for the long weekend ahead

LAKERS! HELLS YES!

(nods)

Goo000OOOOOAAALLLL!

Helps a Monday be tolerable

World Cup and a cup of coffee, AWESOME!

We're out of Scotch, fixt it please. :)

GRATS!!!

It's a Girl! (no cigar cause I didn't think you smoked 'em)

'cause it's CHOCOLATE!

Mmmmm

Here is to you having a nice weekend

MUAH!

I have wings, K, not really but how cute would that be, right?

Put your hands behind my back!

To not getting banned today!

Winnar!

I have a heart on for you

Quick draw!

to Mr. Buck!

Quick draw Zem!

Goooood Morning!

You need a chill pill

Moan-day picker upper

Good way to start the day

There was no Panty Icon

Hells yeah we likes the Friday!!!

Monday morning shot for ya!

Happy Friday!

TGIF!

Happy Friday, my love!

I'm sorry .. the devil made me send the chocolate cake

Chocolate frosting .. With a cherry on top

Just a Thank You!

Do you know the....

'cause well it's there to gift. :)

Now that is how you start a Friday afternoon! CHEERS!

Happy Friday Zem!

'tis the only blue, and he's just for you. Feed him well, and don't let him near the crab.

I'm gonna need a few of these today. Join me!

Cake break...

Break time!

Hoppy Easter!

Happy Keister!

Thanks and one right back at you! Happy Easter!

Thanks for the mushroom. You deserve one crabbsaline crab. Be nice to him.

Happy Easter

It's a beautiful Friday and it's springtime!

Plaff

Happy Friday!

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too!

You deserve a slice of cake today .. with a cherry on top

Blue has got his eyes on you! O_o

This looks like a Zemonster! STOMP!

My blue-eyed donkey brings you a cask of wine!

We got plenty of it here so I send some to you...

Omnomnomnom

Make me a cake!

CHEERS! Another green one cause I know ya don't like the Guinness!

If I am gold, and all gold belongs to you, then...

Cheers! Waitin' for some pics today!

Cheers

Mmmmm Zemolate

Luck be with you

You're the Best

You're # 1, baby!

Right back at ya!

Morning sunshine!

Here's some for NYC! <3

Morning Zem!

Great Idea, Big T. Maybe this'll help too!

Thank You for the mule .. I give you a butterfly to help coax Spring to come to your neighborhood

Chocolate Chip Cookie - Yumm

Sending the cabana boy over with this one for you

Happy Fat Tuesday

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy V'tines Day to you, too. :-)

Happy V-Day!

Happy V.D. <3 <3 <3

Happy Valentines Day

TGIW!

To insanity!

Happy Sunday!

*hides in closet for pillow fights*

since you roll this way! ... ;p

Mornin' cuppa

Watch out for the goatsucker!!!

Watch out for the goatsucker!!!

Watch out for the goatsucker!!!

Cock and Tail!

You motorboatin' sob. <3 YOU

You - ML - fight

Red, for the Lady in Red!

'cause i'ma get you drunk enough to pass out - then draw on your face. :p

You the bestestest, but you knew that didn't you.

TGIT!

TGIZ!

Hold this for me until I return from San Jose. I wouldn't want to misplace it.

To women! And their brains!!!

You are ducky!

TGIZ!

Happy Humpday!

You are sweet

<3. That is all.

Welcome back, baby! Hopes you had great fun.

Wake up!

Cheers - Be Safe tonight and Happy New Year

Happy New Year

and Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!

Hope you are not into single malt like I am since there seems to be none available!

Wishing you 8760 Hours of Peace, Love and Happiness in 2010!

May twenty-ten be your best year yet! Muah

Happy New Year Zemmy! Be safe!

U Needa

Join me...

Drinks in bed! Yay!

What a weekend, eh?

It was hiding waaaay back under the tree...

Merry Christmas Zem ... I'm happy you get to have a White Christmas

Do not open until Christmas. OXOXOX

I love my cat! Thank you!

Festive up your door some more.

You're my favorite cake lady!

It's a Canadian gingerbread man. You own him.

I meant the Lir Bar in Boston...

I'm running a tab at the Kir Bar for us!

What is hard, sweet, sticky, and fun to suck?

THe snow-dude you get 'cause it's fun though. : )

You g'it a crab for sending me an Igloo. ,l,,

'cuz you spread cheer

Merry Happy Joyous!

My <3 is yours

I love you thiiiiis much.

Something sweet for you to lick.

Warm up! It's a good night to seek coziness.

May I present to you... a present?

Mmmm. Sweet and sticky!

It's a PINE!

Bundle up .. snow is comin'

-bite they little heads off and nibble on they tiny feet...

Forever!

Don't melt him!

Its never too early...

to keep December's chill at bay

Right back atcha, Zem. Hope you're having a nice weekend.

Happy Thanksgiving - Zem ..You're the Best ... Go shopping !!!

For NPH ya'all!

TGIZ!

Cause you are sooo ducky!

Pretty butterfly for you. <3

Just cuz, that's why!

For your new avatar!

Happy Halloween, my pretty!

Thanks for all, this place to angry for me though.. Back to the shadows and lurking i go :D

Curl up with coffee and a good book.

& done

& coffee...

& dessert...

to wash it down...

Next course...

Friday dinner...

TGIF

'cause I heart you! *muah

Something for lunch today

GLOMP!

I <3 NY

Da weekend is almost here!

<3. That is all.

So sweet! :D

Another weekend gone. Sigh.

Are you ready for some fooseball?!?!

You've been shot.

Chocolate and pink! Delicious!

Here's a beer to fill you with cheer!

Thanks for the caps!

Jack says smile

Haha! We gave each other crabs!

AAARRRRHHHH!

*pinches*

You're the one!

ARrrrghgghhh!

Midweek martini. CHEERS!

..as in "Hop

Mmmmmmmmm

Also Yummy :)

:D

Mmmmmmmmm

BOO!

Tuesday night, I won't take Advil...

connected :D

SPOOKY!

fun!

OMFG! Butterfly!

but I loves you.

Monday. I hates em.

<3

Have another!, I Have to start posting again, I'm outa money!!!

Pandaday cupcake! *Muah*

Weekend is starting NOW! (It's only 5:30 in CA)

Cheers, my lovely girl!

Yawn Cure!!!!

per ty

For being sweet enough to keep me around

RUM! Coz yar booty-ful!

A cupcake a day keeps the peasants away!

May your home be so friggin' big it don't matter!

May we get what we want, May we get what we need, But may we never get what we deserve.

Na Zdrav!

Just cause

cupcakey <3 for you

Because YOU are awesome!

nom nom nom

Here's to you!

That is all...

Cupcakey love

Yeps. ;-)

For you cupcake. ;)

^_^ <3

THIS! Cheers!

You'll need something to wash it down with...

You got us some fresh beer

YOU F-ING ROCK!!!

For my Favourite member of Madville!

Your the Wiz that was

Cheers, my love.

You know why...

Thanks for being on the ball.

You can have Beck. I'm still busy with the twins!

Sunday brunch with unlimited mimosas!

Jes cos

To the weekend!

Amended

You asked, I served.

The cute guy wanted to buy you a drink, but I have not enough points

right back at ya

It's a rumtini! Cheers!

Thanks for being an attentive moderator. :)

'cause you're you.

*clink* Muah

It's a Weekend shopping spree

Happy Friday Zem, be good ;-)

A bug?! A bug?! I'm not eating a BUG!

Knowing is half the battle!

Martooni time!

Drinks on the beach!!!

You're the Best Wizard

Summah Ale because it's still SUMMAH TIME!

Is not cookie, but chick haz brainz 4 U

Cheers!

Yay! Friday!

To wash down my brainz

For the ZEM-CHOMP! :)

A new barn bag for you!

Friday Shopping Spree

To Igooland - it's not dated and opended. *muah*

To the bestest layer down of the law

Because its been a while ;)

Half way through the week. Cheers!

Ladybug it is! :D

You're a real treausre

The ball's in your court. (winks coylier)

Its a Sam Adams Summer Ale!

On *account* I <3 U

I enjoy your comments... you are a fiesty Lady

It's Martini o'clock somewhere!

Have a good weekend!

Coccinellidae on me!

Shopping Spree

bazketball is ma favrit sport i like de way dey dribble up n down da court! [not]

Licenze and Regiztration plz

GOooooo LAKERS!

Its not Tar either, its a tini wini :)

You still get the reward for finding Dakota. *muah*

Here's to you!

Ane three is even better

Because one is never enough...

FRIDAY!!!!!

Ugh, work...

To the 'Verse, mei mei!

Sunday love

Zem .. Time for a vacation ... relax and have some fun

Love grows

OXOXOX

A Friday Shopping Spree

A Friday Cookie

Good morning, my princess! (Oops, meant EMPRESS)

I useded my new camera to snap that pic. Just wanna make sure you has a good screen to view it on. :

because I'm running out of pic-a-tures. ;)

burp for me!

Every night is girl's night! Except when it's boy's night. (When is that?) *clink*

the way you bug me. <3

There's something fishy about...

c(offee)4u ! llooll

Nummy num nums



DIS WUZ ALL I CUD AFFORD

Bottoms up..whenever ya want!

Smile!

MUSIC IZ KEWL

First of many, you! :P

Great minds...

As you know, I'm new here. Thanks for your support!

Thanks for the welcome :)

but it's drinky-time Somewhere.

It's coffee time here...

I <3 U

(100th gift)

Thank god it is friday, and thank you for the beer!

TGIF...AND...Pisces rule!

Becasue People can't live on fish alone

A Fish for the Pices

I hope you still like Martini's

'cause your coffee cup has a sad :(

T'is the last one... hope you didn't pass-out already. LOL

Still hate me? :)

*cheers*

x2

GIMME-ed. ;)

Baked with <3

Just cuz

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Thank you for sorting my mail issue!

Because you police better than *real* police police. muah.

(like I said...)

love doubles back

cuz you rock!

bought summin shiny (best I could do with the selection) for you. :)

mid afternoon coffee's are good too. :)

If I drank alone peeps would think I gots a problem...

Its Friday afternoon. Time fer drinkin'!!!

Have a good weekend!!!!

To tote supplies to my house!

It's chocolate Chip Cookie Time Some Place Around The World

Oi! j00 tryin to g'it me beat up? "Fancy Bag" on a Golf course -- I'ma dead man! :p

Because it's drink o'clock *somewhere*

Espressly 4 U!

Cos your word is law on this forum :)

THIS coffee

To go with the coffee...

Fine. You win.

Fri. morning coffee. :) What we GIS'n today?

Cuz you hold this site together

Sveikata!

Yeah! From Swedeland! OXOXOX

BEER!

For keepin' your word on waggers!

cause ya worthy.

j00 tryin' to get me in trouble? You know I can't drive that... yet. :)

Here da gold at! ;)

'n to you as well. :)

Hey chicky. (too bad there's no pussy gift, eh?)

Buy yourself summin shiny. :)

just because...

Coz u r my fav peeps. Happy Easter, chick!

Happy Easter Bunny

Yay. New gifts. Happy Easter!

'n although I'm glad I got the last beer it's still coffee o'clock.

I found da bunny while looking for eggs, you can haz him. :)

a little spirit to make it through the holiday.

Few new gifts!

Your The Best

Have a Good Friday

PAU!

'cause that .gif you just posted has me cracking up.

It's drink o'clock!

It's the last one!

...now I'll address your message. *muah*

You're Such a Jewel

For knowing I'd need an Advil. *rubs head*

... and jus' in case it's a 3 coffee morning.

...because I know one doesn't cut it.

Enjoy!

In lieu of an LA cupcake!

Friday martinis! Here's to YOU!

Buy some shoes today

You can teach HIM a thing or two.

Hook line and sinker... *punk* :p

Because You Hold It Together ( and there were no marital aids listed)

For the pisces in you

This is for Doogie Houser and Elmo dancing.

Its a love bug!

cuz it's Friday

They didn't have any shoes...

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you too!

In lieu of green beer

I'm not Irish but kiss me anyway!

Happy St Paddys Day

I maded you a cookie but I didn't eated it

Because I need to add more cheap gifts!

To get rid of the schnozberries taste. :)

Buy something on me

For no other reason than it costs so damned much. ;)

What does this pill do? You'll have to take it and find out... Missed you!

^_^ <3

Cheers!

Grey Goose!

'cause it's a Sat. morning and you'll prolly want more than one. ;)

Happy Friday!

Mmmm. Chocolate chunk!

I hereby issue you your moderator badge

For emergency shoe and handbag purchases ^_^

To make your profile more girlish.

A woman never have enough Hand Bags or Shoes

Wake up! No comments from you today!

To get ya ready for St. Pattys!

For being an awesome moderator