Male 
Registered on
Aug 06, 2003
Last Login
May 23, 2012
Total Points
1
Today's Points
0
my name is joe
and i don't have a nickname
i live in oakville
but i love in toronto
i am 34 years old
and she is 35 years old
i work with computers
however, i hate them
i'm a jack of all trades
but a master of f-all
i'm a problem solver
yet i have many problems
i'm on a see food diet
i see food and i eat it
i have a purple looking car
which is really blue
i have a green truck
but not a real green truck, that's cruel
i wish i had a million dollars
actually, make that several
i won the lottery last week
yup, $10 and a free ticket
the free ticket lost
so did the $10 i bought more tickets with
i have an odd sense of humour
but at least i have a sense of humour
i'm very sarcastic
really? you don't say
i wear a tie to work
i have yet to tie one properly
i prefer to wear jeans & a t-shirt
a black t-shirt actually
i was hooked on diamond mine
did i say "was"?
some people call me joecool
they're lying to me
others tell me how great i am
apparently i have them fooled
i can't dazzle them with brilliance
so i baffle them with bullshit
i like to spend money
can i spend your money?
i used to be very materialistic
now i'm just materialistic
i could stand to lose a few pounds
did i say "a few"?
i have to be up before 8am
it's currently 2am
i like to create crap on the web
but i have nothing original to say
i used to have real friends
now i have efriends
i used to be active
now i'm inactive
i used to have 20/20 vision
now i have 20/20 hindsight
and i don't have a nickname
i live in oakville
but i love in toronto
i am 34 years old
and she is 35 years old
i work with computers
however, i hate them
i'm a jack of all trades
but a master of f-all
i'm a problem solver
yet i have many problems
i'm on a see food diet
i see food and i eat it
i have a purple looking car
which is really blue
i have a green truck
but not a real green truck, that's cruel
i wish i had a million dollars
actually, make that several
i won the lottery last week
yup, $10 and a free ticket
the free ticket lost
so did the $10 i bought more tickets with
i have an odd sense of humour
but at least i have a sense of humour
i'm very sarcastic
really? you don't say
i wear a tie to work
i have yet to tie one properly
i prefer to wear jeans & a t-shirt
a black t-shirt actually
i was hooked on diamond mine
did i say "was"?
some people call me joecool
they're lying to me
others tell me how great i am
apparently i have them fooled
i can't dazzle them with brilliance
so i baffle them with bullshit
i like to spend money
can i spend your money?
i used to be very materialistic
now i'm just materialistic
i could stand to lose a few pounds
did i say "a few"?
i have to be up before 8am
it's currently 2am
i like to create crap on the web
but i have nothing original to say
i used to have real friends
now i have efriends
i used to be active
now i'm inactive
i used to have 20/20 vision
now i have 20/20 hindsight
